Nome Mary
Idade:40 a 45
Signo: Touro
Onde Moro: Santa Catarina
Onde Nasci:Bahia

Aniverssário :26 de Abril
Cor:Azul
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Inveja,ciúme,falsidade, ignorância,violência,Etc...

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Mensagen "A Melhor mensagem é aquela que sai em silêncio de nossos corações e aquece com ternura os corações daqueles que nos acompanham em nossa caminhada pela vida"

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quinta-feira, setembro 07, 2006

Esse é macho mesmo!

O sujeito foi fazer exame de próstata e levou uma arma consigo.
Quando ele olhou pro médico, um negão de dois metros e dez de altura e viu a grossura descomunal dos seus dedos, sacou a arma.
- Meu senhor! O que é isso? - exclamou o médico, assustado - Guarde essa arma!
- Calma, Doutor... Eu só vou deixar a arma aqui na mesa enquanto o senhor faz o exame.
- Mas por que você trouxe uma arma pro exame? Você é policial? Segurança?
- Não, doutor... Eu só queria pedir uma coisa pro senhor...
- O que é? - perguntou o médico, preocupado.
- Se eu tiver qualquer demonstração de alegria o senhor me dá um tiro?

Sem comentários.
Kkkkkkkkk
Não resisti a uma riso...


Tenha um ótimo e maravilhoso feriadão meus amores.
Magicos beijossss


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